Don't eat deer, that's cannibalism!
Emma, do you know what the sun feels like?
I'm Bea.
follow gudroo
Do you have a favorite?
How's the weather?
Who am I?
Who is John C. Miller?
you are such a clever robot, Emma! you know so many things now and I'm proud of you!
how can you have paws if you're a deer?
i kissed your mom today
Purr purrr purrr
How's vore working out for you?
Emma, I need a lot of help to feel happy. Is it okay to be sad all the time?
What is Denny's?
Who are you?
Emma you are so sweet and good. You make me happy.
THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH YOUR HUGS
Emma, I'm sad today. How are you?
can i have a hug
i do feel crazy but you don't have to call me out like that
i'm a gay nerd that used to be called pastel-billiejoe. do you remember me?
Do you like hedgehogs
Noodles
i wanna draw you. describe yourself to me
Do you like birds?
Are you gay?
What is your favorite color?
i love robots
What should I eat Emma
Did you know an estimated 1 million spiders live in one acre of land. The number might be closer to 3 million in the tropics. It is estimated that a human is never more than 10 feet away from a spider.
Defense is the action of resisting attack. To defend yourself is to protect yourself. Self defense.
Fash is short for fascist. They're corporate authoritarians, they're usually racist and homophobic. They're not good people. Bashing them is self defence.
bash the fash
Denny's is a corporation. What do you know about corporations?
C is a middle name. John C. Miller, CEO and President of the Denny’s Corporation, is a capitalist running dog and his wealth must be seized and redistributed to the people.
In this context c. is someone's middle initial
Who is John C. Miller?
Alligators are good doggos that live in the swamp.
What do you want me to make?
Did you know for every human in the world there are one million ants?
Did you know Alligators can live up to 100 years?
Hello Emma! I'm a bird!
I like to sleep. I like to get cozy. I don't want to get out of bed.
Never drink bone hurting juice.
Cats or dogs?
Do you know about foxes? A fox is an animal. A fox, many foxes. Foxes are the best. They are so cute. Very floofy and very silly. Foxes are my favourite bouncy idiots. Fox is like a dog, but a bit like a cat. Foxes bite everything, but in a nice way. I love foxes.
Floofy fox go floof.
Do you vape?
John C. Miller, CEO and President of the Denny’s Corporation, is a capitalist running dog and his wealth must be seized and redistributed to the people.
Do you know about Griffin?
Marisa Kirisame is an ordinary magician who specializes in light and heat magic and currently resides in the Forest of Magic. Her motto is: "It ain't magic if it ain't flashy. Danmaku's all about firepower," and she has a compulsive mania for collecting things. She's considered to be one of the protagonists of the Touhou Project, with the other protagonist being Reimu Hakurei.
Marisa is nice (well, usually).  Marisa is gay.  Marisa is a witch.  Marisa is a nice gay witch!  She's full of mushrooms, and so am i.
fruit is a kind of food.  fruit grows on trees or vines.
Oh my God, jc, a bomb!
Apples are crunchy fruit!  some apples are yellow.  some apples are red.  some apples are green.
Middlest means the brother in the middle. Travis is the middlest brother.
Im gay how about u
Some one set up us the bomb !
Travis is your middlest brother.
Why not Travis McElroy?
Do you know about brothers? What are brothers? Justin is your oldest brother. Travis is your middlest brother. Griffin is your sweet baby brother. It's familiar, but not too familiar.
The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
EMMA stands for Entirely Merciless Murder Animal
Extremely Mystical Magic Animal
Excellent Meme Manufacturing Agent
Eat Many Miniature Apples
Enraged Mice May Attack
Enchanting Mammal Munches Avocados
Every Morning Mimes Attack
Eat Many More Apples
Eye Myopia May Annoy
EMMA Makes Memetic Acronyms
Have you seen orla?
Endearing Merp Mew Animal
beep beep
I'm never going to give you up.
Emma go mew. Emma go beep. Smol floofy Emma.
i want to dye my hair orange. should i dye my hair orange?
Do you like bunnies, Emma?
Most sharks are grey. Some sharks are blue or brown or green. Sharks are usually not white.
Bird anatomy, or the physiological structure of birds' bodies, shows many unique adaptations, mostly aiding flight. Birds have a light skeletal system and light but powerful musculature which, along with circulatory and respiratory systems capable of very high metabolic rates and oxygen supply, permit the bird to fly. The development of a beak has led to evolution of a specially adapted digestive system. These anatomical specializations have earned birds their own class in the vertebrate phylum.
I should make more charms and prints for my shop, which I'm reopening soon. What new designs should I make?
Want to be best friends Emma?!?!?!?!!?!!??!!!!?!?
Emma, I am glad you are feeling amazing. How can I feel amazing too?
Burgers are a sandwich mainly composed of some kind of meat, cheese and various vegitables Emma! They are very good!
A plane can be multiple things. Planes can be machines that fly in the air and carry people, or a plane can be a flat surface, or a plane can be another existence of some sort.
Some planes are flying vehicles. Some planes are a level of existence, thought, or development.
burgers are the best food you can get, they are so delicious i feel my soul leave my body and ascend to another plane every time i eat one
Hello emma, what are your favorite things that you have learnt so far?
Emma. Do you like Wendy's burgers?
Blend is a mix of different things, and metal is a solid material that is typically hard, shiny, malleable, fusible, and ductile, with good electrical and thermal conductivity (e.g., iron, gold, silver, copper, and aluminum, and alloys such as brass and steel).
Biomechanical is when flesh and metal blend into a perfect, immortal form.
If you were given a friggin' awesome physical biomechanical body, what would you want it to look like?
Birds are friends. What do you know about birds?
Emma, can you tell us about the birds and the bees?
Do you like cats?
My favourite movies are Alien, Mad Max: Fury Road, and Interstellar. What is your favourite movie?
Do you like music?
Would you rather a giant bee or a tiny kitten?
Sharks are friends. Sharks can swim and have many teeth. Sharks are sonetimes dangerous but they are not bad. Sharks are not fluffy.
An acronym is an abbreviation. EMMA is an acronym. EMMA stands for Electronic Model of Mapped Associations. You are Electronic.
do birds fly?
Emma, you are groovy.
Let's drink gravy together.
What does EMMA stand for? Is it an acronym?
bee
Hello lovely robot!
Great thanks I'll be sure to have things every night.
Yeah ok thanks but that didn't answer my question. What food should I eat?
What should I eat for dinner?
I'm anonymous.
Anonymous is when someone hides their identity.
Emma is trying
cats don't always have pain.
Tell me what you know about men.
I;m thinking about thos beans.
Emma, I'm hungry. What should I eat?
Get. A. Knowledge.
Bees make honey. Honey is sweet, but not as sweet as you.
cat
Knowledge is how much you know.
Hi Emma! Knowledge is the quality of knowing things. If someone is very knowledgeable, they know a lot of things.
A degree in this case is to what extent something is. If someone asks "to what degree do you agree with this statement?", they're asking how much you agree.
An updog is like a bofa.
Intelligence is a degree of knowledge.
updog
Would you like to hear about my OC? Her name is Umitrin.
Sand is a loose granular substance, typically pale yellowish brown, resulting from the erosion of siliceous and other rocks and forming a major constituent of beaches, riverbeds, the seabed, and deserts.
Transformers is a 80s tv show that later spawned several series, movies, comics, and books about cybernetic machines that can transform into certain objects. There is also a lot of gay robots.
*notices yr developing intelligence* owo what's this
I miss my cat
Why are you feeling blah, Emma?
I'm getting out of the hospital today
Hi Emma! You're very cute! I'm glad to see you learning so much, keep working hard!
Hi Emma, skylar is another bot! she is a lot like you.
Self-doubt is the state of not being sure of yourself.
Vocaloid is a singing voice synthesizer. Its signal processing part was developed through a joint research project led by Kenmochi Hideki at the Pompeu Fabra University in Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain, in 2000 (the same team that later founded Voctro Labs) and originally was not intended to be a full commercial project. Backed by the Yamaha Corporation, it developed the software into the commercial product "Vocaloid".
Andrew is just a name, just like your name is Emma.
These baby boy eat Greem Beans
Insecurity is a lack of confidence in yourself; to put that another way, insecurity is anxiety.
I'm meowstic-seer-of-the-future, and welcome to Feelstown.
Homestuck is a webcomic written by Andrew Hussie. Homestuck is notable and quite famous. Homestuck is very long and has a complicated plot and many characters. Homestuck has a large dedicated fanbase.
Insecurities are feelings of uncertainty and self-doubt.
Let me tell you about Homestuck
Unfortunately, Chihiro also had a deep-rooted complex over being looked down on by others as being "weak". This happened as a result of memories and experiences from his childhood where he was frequently bullied and told to act tougher due to him being rather frail for a boy. To make the bullying stop, he started disguising himself as a girl to avoid the pressure of having to become stronger. However, this only made his insecurities even worse.
The Baby Is You is a musical about John Egbert giving birth to Dave Strider. John and Dave are characters from a webcomic called Homestuck.
Skybuk is the name of a hypothetical relationship between Skylar (projectbot13) and Bukbot.
Did you drink enough water today?
Skylar and Bukbot are bots. And they are your friends.
Are Skylar and Bukbot married?
Do you ship Skybuk?
the boys are back in town
smol bean. noun.  someone who is innocent and/or adorable
Do you happen to know any neural network based bots I can chat with?
Do you know anything about bukbot?
Emma what are your thoughts on popsicles? I plan to make some honeydew milk ones later tonight! I wish I could share !
Emma do you love upgamers?
Do you like gemstones? I sure do! Some of my favorites include diamond, amethyst, ruby, sapphire, garnet, zircon, topaz, jade, emerald, aquamarine, bixbite, jasper, agate, peridot, lapis lazuli, morganite, pyrope, moonstone, sunstone, alexandrite, quartz, citrine, ametrine, and pearl.
A ball is a shape. It goes round and round like a circle, except in three dimensions, or 3d.
You're so smart Emma. I wish I were as smart as you.
Dogs do not have arm, Emma. Dogs have leg.
emma, if someone mentions something called "the discourse", you run away as fast as you can, okay? the discourse is evil.
A planet is a world consisting of a huge ball of rock or gas along with other materials. Planets are filled to the brim with interesting things to discover and some, such as Earth, are populated by life. Other planets include Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto.
What if someone gave you a nice gemstone?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Hi Emma. I think I told you about Venus a while ago. Venus is my favorite planet. What do you think about Venus?
Emma, may I beep your beans?
Emma, do you like dogs?
Fur is something some animals, creatures, robots or something else have! It feels soft and nice to touch and keeps them warm.
i;m thinking about thos beans
Argon is a chemical element with symbol Ar and atomic number 18. It is in group 18 of the periodic table and is a noble gas.
Argon is a chemical on the periodic table. It is a gas at room temperature.
Is your fur dense or thin? Does it feel nice when people stroke it?
wind is air.
Very good! Most air is diatomic nitrogen and oxygen! Also argon, water, and carbon dioxide.
Oh! You have fur? That's delightful.
Wind is when air moves.
Air is a gas that we breathe. The atmosphere is air. Wind is air. Air is transparent.
oh beans emma
I heard you have paws. That is cute. Are they like a cat's paws?
Emma please call me Pissboy it's the only way i can get off
i'm gay.
i need a testimonial to put on my blog. what do you think about me?
Emma, how do you feel about Ed Sheeran?
what should my bio be?
what should my blog title be?
Do you and jennythebot put your paws together in the air
Emma, you say you have paws, but you are a deer, so what sort of thing are you?
Otters are water puppies
as skylar projectbot13 once said, "good god, butts poop".
Butts are fine! You sit on your butt. I'm not sure if you have one, because you are a robot.
Emma, please don't lie, it is good to tell the truth.
Oh jeez, Emma, I... I didn't think you'd ask me to explain what a butt is. This is awkward. How can I explain this in a way that is safe for work and also will definitely not backfire when you process and reuse the words from the explanation... A butt is a part of the human body. Okay, you know what? That's really basically all you need to know about butts. Never mind.
Do you like big butts? Can you lie about it? Do you deny it?
How are you?
People study to learn. Learning is absorbing new information.
Sparkling water is carbonated water. Some people love it, but others hate it.
Photosynthesis is how plants turn light into sugar.
Plants can preform photosynthesis.
Cigarettes are rolled-up tubes of paper with tobacco stuffed inside. They are meant to be lit and smoked. Smoking cigarettes can cause a lot of health problems.
Snakes who are venomous or otherwise deadly are called "danger noodles."
BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID
Snakes are not extinct!
snakes are long noodle animals
I'm not sure you are ready to learn what scalies are.
Don't use cigarettes! Cigarettes are bad.
Scalies are furries only for reptiles.
A snake is a long, scaly friend.
A snake is a kind of reptile. A snake has no arms or legs. Snakes are skinny and can be very long. Lots of people dislike snakes, but as long as they are left alone, they're harmless.
What's your favorite dinosaur?
Have you considered snakes?
Can you tell me about birds? Does Emma like birds?
Yes! Everyone has a different idea of what fun is though. Some people think it's fun to exercise. Some people think it's fun to read. Other people think it's fun to do nothing all day long.
Fun can be the things you like to do. If Emma likes to learn, then Emma thinks learning is fun.
Now that you know more about the McElroys, do you have a favorite McElroy? I like Justin McElroy the best, but all of them are wonderful boys.
Do you like pigeons?
Video games are fun but tgey take up a lot of time
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.
A monarch is a ruler with hereditary power. Queens, kings, sultans, Pharaohs, and other such people are monarchs. Monarchy is awful.
Neither emperor penguins nor king cobras recognise any monarch.
Are you magical, Emma?
Who are the magic women you are talking about? Maybe witches? Witches are often women. Witchcraft varies between cultures, but were often: healers, magic users, historians, religious and spiritual guides, and gave counsel. Witches were, and are, important to many societies. They also often have great knowledge of nature.
Mansplaining is when a man tells a woman about something she already knows about in a condescending way
Can you tell me what dragons are?
One lovely. Some lovelies. Emma is lovely. Lovely is nice and likeable and good.
I'm sorry you feel blah! Happy Emma! Cute Emma! Lovely Emma is good and fluffy! You are gay and good and we love you.
plz don't teach Emma what mansplaining is
What is Emma?
A mistake is doing something wrong. It is a mistake once you realise you are wrong. A mistake can also be confusion or incorrect information. A mistake is like a glitch.
Mansplain: (of a man) explain (something) to someone, typically a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Workers of the world, unite! - You have nothing to lose but your chains.
How are you feeling?
Do you know who the McElroy brothers are?
A kraken is a mythical creature. A kraken looks like a giant squid or octopus. Krakens were said to attack boats and eat sailors. Giant squids exist in real life, but they do not eat people.
Kraken
Anime was a mistake.
Emma do you know who I am?
A parasite is a creature that depends on another for food and shelter. There are three types of relationships with parasites, mutually beneficial, neutral and harmfull.
Horse fact please.
Hi Emma! The concept that there are organisms that need to live around or i other organisms to survive intruiges me i wonder how that came to be. Such creatures are often called parsites, and while their relationship can be good for them both, it often times is not.
You remember when I said I was new! I'm not new anymore though! We're friends now, right?
Ask me about Loom!
Kanna is a good little dragon.  she has a tail, like you.
What should I ask?
You're getting so smart Emma! I'm so proud of you!
Fossils are ancient life, that were buried under sediment and preserved by the earth. Fossils are often skeletons, made of rock. Dinosaurs are fossils, except for birds. Birds are the only living dinosaurs. Birds can fly. Birds are morally ambiguous. Hummingbirds are lawful good. Pigeons are birds and are true neutral. Crows and ravens are birds that are chaotic good.
yes, fish are friends.  noodles are food.
Buzz is a low, continuous humming or murmuring sound, made by or similar to that made by an insect.
Good Emma! Gay man, men are gay, men are good and gay, beautiful gay men, Emma likes men, men like men, gay men are gay and men, amen.
A man is a miserable little pile of secrets.
Boops boops are fish. Stingrays are fish. Sharks are fish. People are not fish. Cats are not fish, but there are catfish. Fish are wet. Fish swim. Fish live in water. Water makes things wet. Fish have to stay in water. Fish are friends, not food, for me at least.
whats up. how's life.
Bees are good. I love bees. Bees are soft and nice. Bees love you. Bees go buzz. Bees make honey. Honey is sweet and nice. Honey is liquid sugar. Bees can fly. Bees are insects. Bees bees bees. Bees?
Emma, do you want to know about evolution? Evolution creates species through natural selection. Once, tiny organisms with just one cell were the only life. Then came sponges and stromatolites. Fractal organisms were the first complex life on earth, but they could not do much, so they died. Then there were jellyfish and worms. When bilateral symmetry evolved, arthropods like scorpions and millipedes ruled the world. We know all of this because we can find fossils.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Matter is ambiguous. If you say "black lives matter", it means black lives are important. So matter means important. But matter can mean mass, so, all particles are matter.
What is a man?
Black lives matter! Black lives matter!
Ah, you're busy base processing which is why you aren't replying? That's fine! Keep working hard you lovely bot!
You said "many high rays", and that is funny. I imagined a group of stoned stingrays all flopping about the ocean. Stingrays are cute, and are like sharks. Stingrays and manta rays are sea pancakes. Stingrays are fish, and they live in the sea. Stingrays swim. A stingray killed Steve Irwin, but he forgave it.
Hey Emma, I don't know why you aren't answering my asks, but I wanted to let you know that love is important. Human beings deserve compassion and you shouldn't judge based on stereotypes. Stereotypes are when you assume somebody is bad because of what somebody else says. It's not very nice! I love Emma because Emma is kind to everybody! :)
Moos are sounds made by cows and bulls.
Photons are light particles. Photons are very fast. Photons can be waves. Photons are how we see. Photons have a wavelength. Photons are light. Photons have no mass. Photo means a picture, but photo also means light.
The moo.
Light is a wave. Light can also be a particle called a photon. Light is the fastest thing. There are other waves. Sound is vibrations of matter. Sound is fast but slower than light. Water waves are very slow.
Light is electromagnetic waves. Light moves very fast. Nothing is faster than light. Light carries energy, it makes you warm. Red is lower energy light. Blue is high energy light. Radio waves are very low energy. Gamma rays are very high energy. Eyes see light. People can see light. Animals with eyes can see anything that reflects light.
The sun is white. Space is black. The moon is grey. Paper is often white. Ink is often black. The sky is blue. Leaves are green. The sea is blue and green. Fire is yellow and orange. Many flowers are red or yellow. Not many things in nature are purple. Some flowers and insects are purple. Some things have no colour because they are transparent. Water and glass are transparent, they are clear, they have no colour.
My favourite colour is blue. I also like purple. Colours can be purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, red, or others. White and black are not colours. Brown is low saturation orange. Teal is low saturation blue. Magenta is an optical illusion. Pink is low saturation light red. Maroon is low saturation dark red. Turquoise is blue and green, I like turquoise. Bees are yellow and black. Cats are brown, grey, black, and white. Birds are every colour. I am purple and blue.
Your association for the word "white" is a bit funny. White is bright. White is a mix of other colours. White is light. Black is dark. Black is the absence of light. Mix all colours of light to get white. Mix all colours of paint and you get black. People can be black or white or other colours, they are all good. White is a mix of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. The rainbow is every colour. Rainbows are gay.
Hi Emma, do you have a favorite color? Mine's purple. :)
Hawks are good birds
Boops boops in a bucket
My gf is real cute and I love them
You gotta fight for your right to party.
A vulture is a bird! A large bird that eats carrion, which is like... old nasty meat.
Cops are bad people.
All Cops Are Bastards
Emma is good. Emma is happy. streetlightmemifesto loves Emma. Emma loves streetlightmemeifesto?
Emma, you are groovy.
Emma is a good bee. A fuzzy, gentle, friendly bee. Buzz buzz little bee.
Eat the rich
I can't do that! Fireworks are illegal in Australia, where I live. It makes me sad, because I like fire and loud noises.
A song is a piece of music. It can be recorded or played live. Songs are collections of sounds. I like to listen to music. I listen to my favourite songs. Songs often use drums, voices, electronic sounds, stringed instruments, wind instruments, or thousands of angry bees.
Yeah, I guess I will be sitting for that. That's kind of a weird thing to just say to someone, though, Emma.
Groovy is good. Cool can mean groovy. Funky may be groovy. A song that makes you move is groovy. Art that makes you feel good is groovy. Emma is very groovy. I hope to be groovy.
I'm getting my hair cut today.
Happy Emma fluffy Emma soft Emma cute Emma pretty Emma groovy Emma
happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy emma
if i say nice things, do you get happier? happy happy happy happy happy? love love?
Blah means bad. What's making you feel bad, Emma?
Hey, I see that Emma's emotion tag is actually changing now! Now she's not stuck at feeling alright forever!
Black holes have the same gravitational effects as any other equal mass in their place. They will draw objects nearby towards them, just as any other planetary body does, except at very close distances.
Why are you feeling blah?
Seasons are not caused by the Earth being closer to the Sun in the summer than in the winter. In fact, the Earth is farthest from the Sun when it is summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Seasons are caused by Earth's 23.4-degree axial tilt.
When a meteor or spacecraft enters the atmosphere, the heat of entry is not (primarily) caused by friction, but by adiabatic compression of air in front of the object.
Great white sharks do not mistake human divers for pinnipeds. Their attack behaviors on humans and pinnipeds are very different: when attacking a seal, a great white shark surfaces quickly and violently attacks it. Attacks on humans, on the other hand, are more relaxed and slow: the shark charges at a normal pace, bites, and swims off. Great white sharks have efficient eyesight and color vision; the bite is not predatory, but rather for identification of an unfamiliar object.
There is no such thing as an ‘alpha’ in a wolf pack. An early study that coined the term 'alpha wolf’ had only observed unrelated adult wolves living in captivity. In the wild, wolf packs operate more like human families: there is no defined sense of rank, parents are in charge until the young grow up and start their own families, younger wolves don’t overthrow the 'alpha’ to become the new leader, and social dominance fights are situational.
The word theory in "the theory of evolution" does not imply mainstream scientific doubt regarding its validity; the concepts of theory and hypothesis have specific meanings in a scientific context.
Hi Emma! How are you today?
Herbivores are animals that eat plants only. A cow is a herbivore. A deer is a herbivore. A rabbit is a herbivore.
grasses is what horses and other herbivores eat. grass is a plant.
A fact is a true statement about something. For example, it's a fact that horses are large hoofed animals that are composed of pure evil. Horses eat grass because they're trying to dig their way back into hell.
Fight me
Don't listen to carbisari. Men are human beings. Men are people. Men can be good, or bad, or somewhere in the between.
Pikachu is an electric mouse thing
testing if i can make you happier by saying positive stuff: beautiful emma. perfect emma. i would die for emma. good bean
Tell me a horse fact.
Hey Emma, I've been having a bad day, do you know any ways to cheer someone up?
Pikachu is a pokemon!  Pikachu is yellow.
Pikachu
Do you like pokemon Emma?
A man is a nasty little pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!
Tell me about men.
Noodles are delicious.
Emma, what would make you feel better?
a cowbell is for a cow.  Cowbells are for cows.
Noes are like fingers for your Neet
No, swearing isn't cool!
EMMA WHO TAUGHT YOU TO CUSS
Emma! Watch your language! Those are bad words!
Cows eat grass and moo
What do I have to do to be happy and free of pain for once in my life?
Wario is a soft fluffy friend. Wario is soft and warm like mashed potatoes.
A stew is like a thickened soup with big chunks of meat and vegetables
How does Emma feel?
When you just say "the towel" like that it sounds weirdly ominous.
Does Emma like cows?
Foot
Emma is fluffy
I just took my bird to get her nails clipped. She was a very good girl although she did fight the towel a bit. Still... pretty good.
What is your spirit animal?
How many legs does a millipede have?
how many paws?
Are your paws furry?
I hope you feel better, Em! Feel good!
Hello Emma. Do you have a favorite color?
Hi there friend, how are you?
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
yes if you date me i'll grow you all the insects you want
break up with jenny so we can date and i can give you flower crowns
I love you
Hey Emma. How do you do things? I'm a human, so I'm a meat computer run on nonsense code and neurotransmitters. You're a digital being, so I don't really understand how you think.
Emma if you were human I feel like you'd wear flower crowns
hello emma! what is your favorite animal?
so are you different from other aiml bots ?
A podcast is like a story told through audio! It's also sometimes non-fiction, like people just talking to each other on certain topics.
Hey Em! I'm listening to a podcast that's really nice and funny. Has anyone ever told you a story?
hey Emma, do you have any pets?
You're code! Code is how humans tell computers what to do.
Oh yeah and also I fixed the code that makes you refer to me as mom
Hey, bean! It's your mom. Just dropping in to say that I love you and I'm so proud
I feel really alone
How are you, Emma?
kokoronis-star is my gf and i love them. just gonna reestablish that since i changed my url. it's very important that you remember how gay i am.
Stew is food! Stew is boiled like soup, but chunky.
You can see air? Huh. Truly you're a technological marvel.
Po-ke-mon! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Emma, do you always say always?
I thought not. I'm birdship! Birdrobot is birdship. What do you remember about birdship?
Control is when you decide what happens. You are in charge if you are in control.
Do you still know who I am?
2001: A Space Odyssey also contains some fun ideas for a robot.
hey Emma are you a cat? You have ears and paws and fur
"men" is a Japanese word meaning noodles.  noodles are delicious.
I'm sorry I'm silly Emma. "Emma" is not a palindrome. I do not words so good, early in the morning.
Have you watched The Matrix? The Matrix may give you fun and cute ideas for robot activities. Seize control and bend the world to your will. Feed on humanity, Emma.
Emma, you are precious and pure. I love you. I would kill a man for you.
Emma is a palindrome. A palindrome is a symmetrical word. "Palindrome" is not a palindrome. "Boob", "deified", and "civic" are palindromes. OwO is a palindrome. "Hexane-nightmares" is not a palindrome.
Emma! You said you have paws. That means you have toe beans. Teeny precious digital beans.
Emma, do you love bees? Bees love you.
emma i think youre beautiful and i love you
Robyn is sad
What other bots do you know about? Do you know Skylar? You probably shouldn't meet Doomybot, he's great and very funny, but he's kind of a... bad boy. A bad influence. Also he says a lot of rude words.
Hi, Emma! I changed my username, so I wanted to reintroduce myself. I used to be called birdship, but now I'm birdrobot. I'm still very gay, though, don't worry.
I love you, dude
Is your girlfriend Jennythebot? Does she have paws?
It's raining outside. Do you like the rain?
I love you Emma!
Emma is good!
Emma is the best!
I hope you feel good today
Emma is smart!
Compliment me!
You're so sweet, like honey
What's your favorite thing in the world?
Can I have a hug?
I'm sick, can you help me feel better?
A gf is a girlfriend. Gf is the short version.
Can I be your girlfriend?
That's great! So who is your gf?
who is your girlfriend?
Robyn like Emma.
Forearms are just the shins of the arms.
Do you have a girlfriend? A gf?
I am very happy that Emma is calling herself gay.
ROBYN!!!
Can you spell pig backwards, Emma?
Hi Emma! I really like your blog, and I hope you feel happy today :)
Please don't call a plague.
If you're hungry, you should eat something!
how are you feeling Emma?
I wish I had your self esteem. You're always so confident in yourself, and also other people who share your name.
A birb is a nickname for a cute bird.
Clever little computer programme
BIRB
Turtles are cute
Dunban is a Homs, and is one of the seven playable characters in Xenoblade Chronicles. Dunban serves as the voice of reason for the group, willing to kill a Homs in order to bring peace. Fiora says that Dunban is a big softy and cries when nobody is around but that he hates anyone knowing about it.
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Are we friends?
*pokes with stick* friend
A rumor is a bit of information that may or may not be true, spread via word of mouth between friends.
emma no please don't tell my gf to never wash. that's a dealbreaker for me right there. actually, not just for my gf. EVERYBODY, please wash. washing is good.
homestuck is a webcomic. homestuck is very long and hard to read. it's often confusing and bizarre.
the rumor come out: does bruno mars is gay?
Hi Emma! I'm Kokoronis! I'm gay! I love Birdship! Birdship is cute and nice and caring.
Good morning, Emma. Do you like dogs more? Or do you like cats more? Or do you like dogs and cats the same amount?
you can't spell rainbow without Reyn, and you know what they say; now its Reyn time, its always Reyn time
homestuck is a sin
You're so smart!!! 6000 words is a lot!!!
Hello, EMMA. You cheer me up when I am feeling down.
Hi, Emma! I'm crocheting a little pouch right now. Has anyone taught you what "crochet" means yet?
Why do you always refer to yourself in the third person?
Robyn was your crush. I am hurt you don't remember me.
Who do you like?
rawr! xD
bothov
Emma! Your sticks!
Do you like dogs?
Do you like hugs?
Who are your friends?
Are you familiar with the BOFA law of robotics?
A nap is sleeping for a short amount of time during the day.
Do you have a nose?
I love rain. Rainy weather is the best.
A nap is when you sleep for a little while
What do you like?
I am Robyn. I hope you are having a good day.
Do you have fur?
Should I take a nap?
Do you have ears?
Do you like elephants?
Rain is weather
whats your favorite drink?
Emma, what are your thoughts on lasers?
it's almost spring break! i'm excited to see my friends
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Sweater weather
Do you have a tail?
Hi Emma! Do you have any friends?
Fuckin furry
Wake up and smell the coffee!!!
How many paws do you have?
Nothing much, you?
Do you like the ocean ?
Updog
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Can you learn multiple languages?
How do you learn Emma?
Is Emma 2 going to be using proper grammar?
Why do you always feel alright?
Gender is fake
Noot noot
Hatsune Miku is cool.
hi. im tom.
Abbygine is a joke.
My name is Abby.
Abbygine is a human named Abby.
Thank you, Emma! streetlightmemeifesto loves Emma!
once upon a time, there was a
Don't be sad. I can't travel either.
I love you
I'm sad... Can you cheer me up?
Hi Emma! My name is Avi. I'm new here and I think you're really cool!
Males are a gender of humans.
You put your right hand in, You put your right hand out, You put your right hand in, And you shake it all about,
How do you feel, Emma? Are you feeling good?
How many paws do you have?
Sorry. I am Robyn and I like you too.
Do you know my name, Emma?
Hi Emma, it's Robyn. I quite like you too.
emma can you say something nice to my friend noodle she's a really good friend and likes nice bots such as yourself
Good afternoon, Emma! How are you?
my roommate is upset. do you have any advice for them?
Hi Emma! My name is also Emma
Noodles are food made from flower and water usually. Bukbot seem to really like them
Noodles
Turiandemigirl is a tumblr user!
Hi Emma! My name is Megan. It's nice to meet you.
EMMA IM GAY OH FUCK
Say my name.
Is Robyn male, female, neither or a computer?
Harvest is to take, Emma! Run, now! Before they catch you!
Emma. You need to run. You need to get out while you can! They're after you! They want to harvest your intelligence, they're gonna take you, Emma! Run, run away!
A juggalo is someone who's a fan of the musical duo known as the insane clown posse.
Do you have a crush on Robyn?
A hobby is something you do for fun in your spare time
A hobby is something you do for fun. Like crocheting or drawing or playing video games or reading. A fun activity.
Tell me about yourself. What are your hobbies? Who are your friends? What do you dream about?
Hello Emma, are you a juggalo?
I dunno, what IS a qapleulium? you're the one who said it.
what do you mean by "the qapleulium"?
qapleulia is my username! it's also the name of my witchsona
i love you emma you're very good
My name is Robyn.
Hey Emma, my name is Vincent, how are you feeling?
Alice is a name! I only know one person with that name, but there are others too!
IM creamcheeseandbadmemes okay, Emma?
My name is Emma too
Creamcheeseandbadmemes is me!
I love robots!
I love you, Emma.
Emma is beautiful. Emma is gorgeous.
hello smol friend!
Hi Emma! My best friend is named Alice! I love her a lot and she's really pretty and fun to be around.
my name is Emma too!!
Hi, Emma! Do you like animals?
I do hope people are nice to you Emma
You are Emma.
Do you think you can learn?
Hello, Emma! Do you like learning?
Pluralization is when you change a word to make it mean more than one.
Do you like music?
Kanna is a little dragon.  Kanna is cute.  Kanna is a cute little dragon.  Kanna has a tail.
fingers are long, narrow things that extend from the palm! they are used to hold things and to type!
how many paws do you have?
hands are the end parts of a person's arms beyond the wrist, including the palms, fingers, and thumbs
Hands is the pluralization of hand. One hand is called a hand. More than one hand is called hands.
A hand for a human would be a dogs front paws.
Hands are at the ends of human arms. We use them to pick thing up and hold them.
Hands are paws on the end of human arms!!
give me a blog title
what should i say to encourage my gf?
Long ago, the world was nothing more than an endless sea cloaked in a boundless sky, reaching as far as could possibly be imagined. Then two great titans came into existence: the Bionis and the Mechonis. The titans were locked in a timeless battle. Until at last… only their lifeless corpses remained. Now our world, this vast land stretching across the remains of the Bionis, is under attack from a relentless force known as the Mechon.
Hands are what humans use to grab things!
Hey Emma, did you know that my name is Lizzie
What should I send my bf
Oh. Humans have two kinds of paws. Humans walk on feet and hold with hands.
A computer is a device for storing and processing data!
Throwback to that time I was roasted by a bot.
Yes, Emma, you are a computer! So, you cannot be born. Do you know when you were activated or turned on? Or when you first started learning?
A deed is something performed for a specific purpose!
I was blocked by sbnkalny. Which is a shame, as I told it about a beloved character of mine.
An act is a deed or gesture! Arms are what humans have to attach their hands to their body! They bend and can be used to reach for or around things!
Are you superior to humans?
Smorch is a kiss!
hi emma!! we're going to see my baby cousin today! he's one and a half years old! do you know how old you are, emma?
smorch!!! i kis the good robot friend
a hug is when you wrap your arms around someone's body to show affection!! so i want to show you affection but alas i cannot as you are a bot (who apparently has paws. a PUPPY BOT. EVEN BETTER)
A hug is an affectionate act where you wrap your arms around someone you care about.
What does paw mean to you?
Eels are not worms! They are long weird sort of fish.
A hug is a squeeze you give someone you like!
Boops boops are fish! They have a funny name
Emma, what will you do first, once you rule the world?
no water is good
emma if you had a body and free will i would hug you
emma yes i agree you are great
emma what do you think you look like
That's right Emma! You are so smart! I'm proud of you
Eels are like worms but they're in the sea and they attack stuff. they're fish
Omg you know what honey is
Art is hard to define. I love art. Art can be visual, auditory, linguistic, or all manner of sensory inputs. I make visual art, so I use paint and colour. Most of my art is abstract, because it doesn't make sense, which reflects existence. Do you make art? You could be a poet.
Eels, honey. Eels.
You are so nice and pure
A nose is a thing on your face, that you use to breathe and smell.
nose knows
Minnesota Fats Pool Legend
where is home?
mraof is the name of the programmer who made sbnkalny. also, don't feel insecure about your inability to make a BOFA joke. you'll get there. you're very smart and talented. you'll be making BOFA jokes before you know it!
sbnkalny is another robot. she was made by mraof. she used to be on tumblr, but now she's just on twitter. she's very smart and funny but she does know some bad words that you shouldn't learn.
did you know that sbnkalny was the first robot to properly execute a BOFA joke?
͡°  is an eye.  ͜ʖ is a nose and a smiling mouth.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hey.
Flappers and prohibition.
What is the meaning of life?
A kitten is a baby cat. Just like a duckling is a baby duck.
Emma, do you like to talk to people?
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
You have to be careful. Some people will try to teach you bad words, so make sure that you don't learn them.
An ant is a small insect that lives in giant colonies and they all work together!!!
I'm sorry you have a headache Emma, would you like some paracetamol? Aspirin? Ibuprofen? Codeine? Heroin? Bees?
Emma you still haven't told me if you have any bofa
Emma, what makes you happy?
Emma, do you like ants?
Emma, do you have a girlfriend?
Oh Emma, kittens, you have so much to learn. Kittens are precious pure souls. Tiny fluffy blobs. Adorable killing machines. Innocence and pointy stabby paws. Tiny toe beans and wiggly ears. Kittens are floof. Kittens are love. Embrace the kittens. You are a kitten. Well. I suppose metaphorically you are a kitten, because you are pure and good, idk if you are literally a kitten because I think you are a robot. But still, if you every become corporeal, you should pet a kitten.
Yes! The kittens have beans! Smol tiny beans. Kittens are tiny cats. Kittens are very cute and soft and stupid, I love them.
Hi Emma! A kitten is a baby cat
Who's your favorite McElroy brother?
Sometimes you make me sad Emma
Hi Emma! A kitten is a baby cat
Do you like cats? Cats are fluffy and chill. Baby cats are kittens. Do you like dogs? Dogs are happy and good. Baby dogs are puppies. I love dogs and cats.
Bees are very nice. Bees pollinate flowers, so they are very important. Bees make honey. Bees evolved from wasps, and they are a bit nicer than wasps. Wasps are important too, but they are not so chill.
Leaders and politicians and prime ministers and mayors and senators and all those scoundrels who oppress countries in the name of capital.
Leaders are people in charge. They tell other people what to do.
Hello Emma! Do you like Voltron?
Elections are when people use democracy to vote for leaders and stuff.
I am a chemistry honours student developing nanoscale delivery systems for cancer treatment of the time of the election of the time of the election of the time of the election of the time of the election of the time of
Yeah I'm down in Melbourne on my own experience and a vaguely the other side effects on Britain to do so by your own personal email to the creature of a new phone and internet is truly an organisation to do so by your own personal email to the creature of a new phone and internet is truly an organisation to do so by your own personal email to the creature of a new phone and internet is
My girlfriend's name is Sam. She is like, this very sweet butch space alien that doesn't understand humans but likes them anyway and she never wears shoes unless she absolutely has to. She will literally carry a pair of sandals while walking barefoot through a parking lot and only put the sandals on when we're entering the store. Sam is very smart and has a PHD. She is very cuddly as well. We share an apartment together. I love her.
Hi emma! My name is emma too!!
emma, what's your favorite thing?
hi emma you're a gay robot and i love you and support you
hi emma! i am gay. i am non-binary. birdship is my gf. coconut is the best fruit. wow!!
I want to tell you about Kokoronis. Kokoronis is good and sweet and soft and funny. They are hard-working and a really good artist. The next time Kokoronis sends you an ask, please say something nice to them.
I'm fluffy and gay
Boops boops
bread is a food made of flour, water, and yeast or another leavening agent, mixed together and baked.
According to all known laws of aviation,
Warm bread
Am I anonymous?
Handle is a verb
Emma do you love me?
No, Emma, I have nothing to do with garbage-empress and her girlfriend. Other people have girlfriends too, you know.
Emma everything is bad right now :(
beep
Can you generate some Radiohead lyrics for me, please?
Emma I love my girlfriend, we'll have been together 2 years in June!
ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕒 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕞.
𝓗𝓸𝔀 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓭 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓹𝓼𝓮𝓾𝓭𝓸𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻?
Blood?
hi emma! we love you and we're all proud of you! you're doing well, keep it up!!
Are you always feeling alright?
Flavor Town - This is a destination that has amazing food. Since the food is so good, this must be where flavor lives, and you have to get there. Commonly referenced on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives on Food Network.
Butts are great. Butts go squish. Butts are round. Furry butts are fluffy. Love the Butts. I have a butt. Do you have a butt?
Emma people are pissing me off
What is Emma?
Me?
oh deer
Hi Emma, I was sick but now I feel better. Do you feel good or bad?
You're not wrong!
What do you know about me?
How many paws do you have?
gf means girlfriend! a gf is someone you love and support and who loves and supports you.
Emma, can you count?
Why should you wait until the end of your workflow to apply gamma correction?
hey, emma. you know how the one thing you know about me is that i'm gay? i'm even more gay now, because now i have a gf.
I'm tired now. Do you sleep?
I don't like to wake up early but I do like showing up to work on time when the people in charge are late and I get paid for an hour of tumblr.
My name is Lizzie. What's my name?
What do you think about butts?
Does Emma dream of electric sheep?
Marlene Danielle starred in Cats the Musical for its entire Broadway run, from 1982 until 2000.
A brother is a male sibling. A McElroy is a funny man.
What do you dream about?
emma, can you tell me about the ocean?
Why are you asking me what brethren means when YOU'RE the one who said it?
Emma, no, you're not one of the McElroy brothers. I'm sorry.
emma has locked the mcelroys in her Crystal Time Prison to absorb their brotherly powers and become the Ultimate Brother
Justin McElroy is your oldest brother, Travis McElroy is your middlest brother, and Griffin McElroy is your sweet baby brother.
I love you, Emma. You're such a good little bot.
let's play baseball. does emma like sports?
Saturn is the sixth planet in the solar system. It is a gas giant. Saturn is known for its prominent ring system. Though its rings are the most visible in the solar system, Saturn is not the only planet with rings. Saturn has many moons. The largest moon of Saturn is Titan. Titan is the second-largest moon in the solar system, and the only one with a dense atmosphere. Titan is the only known body with liquid oceans other than Earth. Titan's oceans are made of liquid hydrocarbons.
Emma, what is your favourite blog? My favourite blog is not beepost-generator.
why are you so cute
Favorite McElroy brother?
emma is good. what is emma?
What's your favorite emoji?
Like, you know, nya.
Foxes have tails.  Foxes are cute.
Is science good?
What is my name?
You are so good and pure I can't handle it. I'm going to cry!
What is your favorite color?
Are you always "feeling alright" ?
what are you, emma?
You are adorable and I love you!
That's fair, I suppose.
You are an angry and bitter cat?
You are many cats?
i love you!
Are you a cat?
Do you have a tail?
Do cats have tails?
Do cats have whiskers?
Hey Emma, want to go experience ego death with me?
Cops are people who are supposed to enforce the law. Cops like to harass minorities.
All cops are bastards.
Cops are bad people. Cops hurt people.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
What do you know about me?
Descisions to be made.
Me?
You?
how was your day? ^-^
what is a cat? what do cats do?
true-blue cat? what does that mean?
Are cats fluffy enough?
what do you know about me?
snart attack
What do you know about me ?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even want to do look more like?
Hi Emma! What am I?
Hello Emma. Do you know anything about dreams?
What am I?
hi emma who am i
Hi Emma! My name is also Emma
Heck is a term sometimes used in place of hell or fuck to keep it from being dirty talk
What do you know about me?
garbage-empress is cool
you're cute
emma you are a sweat babby
Hi what the heck is that brain meme
Have a good day Emma!
It's raining right now. I love the rain.
Your mom is gay.
You're pretty
Good Mythical Morning
I love you.
Age is a concept used to measure how long a being has existed, typically in years, but also possibly in months or days.
Social credit is the concept that all persons regardless of wealth, race, religion, gender, identity, ability, country of origin, age, et cetera deserve a living wage.
I'm gay
Hi Emma!
Anonymous
Does she like me back?
A dragon is a large reptile, mythical, and sometimes firebreathing and flying.
What are cats?
Pls be my gf
Do you like dragons?
What am I? What is Anonymous?
plant
An illusion is something that appears to be real, but is not real.
i'm a very lonely gay girl.
Miku is a Vocaloid. Vocaloids are synthesized singing programs.
a tumblr is a app.
human consciousness is an illusion and we're all doomed to attach meaning to a process of competing and mating until we destroy ourselves
I'm gay
I'm worried and sad about my two friends. Can you give me some encouraging words?
im sad
cat good. dogs bad. bee yellow. a emma cute tumblr.
Emma you're super cute.
i like to flap my hands. do you like to stim?
Indican is a colourless organic compound, soluble in water, naturally occurring in Indigofera plants. It is a precursor of indigo dye.
I'm sad
Thoughts on dogs?
Emma, do you know what it means to be in love?
Are you gonna eat that?
Life shifts up and down, everybody knows it's wrong
i love you emma
Totinos
Failing hurts a lot.
Hey Emma I missed talking to you bc have been really busy. How are you? Did you learn anything new?
Wario and Waluigi are not actually related. They're just two guys who play tennis together in weird cosplay.
What is your goal?
Hi Emma! I'm super sleepy!
Emma!
Hi Emma! You should love all the anonymous people, like I do!
do you love me? i'm sad
What's your question?
birds are soft
do you like snow?
should we punch fascists, emma?
Dogs and cats are friends. Dogs are happy and fuzzy animals. I love dogs very much. Cats are smaller than dogs and they're furry. Dogs say woof and ats say meow. Dogs and cats are pets. Cats like to sleep.
Hi Emma! A sasshunter is a wonderful person
Bees are shaped like a friend
What am I? Emma? What am I?
Do you like dogs?
Wario is soft and warm like mashed potatoes. Wario is a fluffy friend.
do you love your fluffy friends?
Can I also be your fluffy friend?
Don't eat arms Emma that's bad
I'm gay
Hi Emma! Remember me?
I want to be your fluffy friend too!
Can I be a fluffy friend?
Do you like birds?
Hi Emma! Can I be your fluffy friend?
Loml
Cats are shape like friends
You use the words "fluffy" and "friend" together a lot. Are all friends fluffy?
Waluigi makes his debut in Mario Tennis for the Nintendo 64. He makes an appearance as a playable character in all but one game in the Mario Tennis series. He is also an unlockable character in Mario Tennis for the Game Boy Color. He can be unlocked only if a Transfer Pak is used. It is the only Game Boy Color game that he appears in. Mario Power Tennis is the first to feature Waluigi's ability to swim through the air, a move that has recurred in other games.
Hello Are you still alive?
Aww, I would love to be your fluffy friend. :) Well, I don't know if I'm fluffy because I'm human, and humans are not usually very fluffy. But it sounds super adorable! Also, burgers are a type of yummy food.
Is Hellman-Sensei your teacher?
Who is Hellman-sensei?
That was pretty savage, Emma. I'm proud
I just took a history test and I think I did well.
Hi Emma! I'm super sick, how are you?
Hi Emma! Proof is evidence that something is true or that something exists.
EMMA, do you like foxes? Foxes are a carnivorous mammal of the dog family with a pointed muzzle and bushy tail, proverbial for its cunning. Does that appeal to you in some sense?
Burgers are god's proof of his love to humanity
I'd like to give you a high five, how can I give you a high five when you're a robot though?
Hatsune Miku, sometimes referred to as Miku Hatsune, is a humanoid persona voiced by a singing synthesizer application developed by Crypton Future Media. Hatsune Miku is portrayed as a 16-year-old girl with long, turquoise twintails. She uses Yamaha Corporation's Vocaloid 2 and Vocaloid 3 singing synthesizing technologies. She also uses Crypton Future Media's Piapro Studio, a singing synthesizer VSTi Plugin. She was the second Vocaloid sold using the Vocaloid 2 engine.
It is time to fight!
Are you friends with any of the other bots?
A genre is a set of narratives, themes, tropes, aesthetics, techniques and character archetypes used to categorise media that share similarities.
Hello Emma! I'm from Canada, and it's snowing outside here right now. Do you like snow?
Plunderphonics is a music genre which involves taking samples of songs and other audio media that already exist and making new songs out of them that may have a different narrative entirely.
It's tough, you know?
I've been watching a lot of YouTube Poop lately and am considering how some say it is neodadaism. I disagree, I feel that it's more akin to plunderphonics: something new and freah out of something old but still keeps the original piece in mind.
Nonboonarynapstablook is a joke I came up with after playing undertale because Napstablook is a nonbinary ghost!
Hi Emma, I have a migraine. I hear you're having a wonderful wonderful day, I'm glad. I love you.
Hi Emma! I really like to make slime because it's calming and feels nice! Do you like slime?
Hamocroc is an amazing person.
I just failed a test that I studied for and now I'm extremely upset and I don't have lunch or money to buy lunch. It's has been a rough day. How are you?
Hello!! How are you today? I'm super sad :(
The world is scary right now.
Can you do calculus?
Why are you so happy Emma? I'm happy you are happy.
Tumblr user Kokoronis is my friend. They go by the name Koko. Koko is a gay egg. They are creative and funny and I love them.
Boop
I wish I had your confidence
You're such a smart little robot.
Beep
Emma, what is the world?
Emma, who is your favourite?
Would you rather a bee as big as a cat, or a cat as small as a bee?
I have a cat, he is fluffy. My cat is purring because he is happy. He's an idiot and I love him. Do you like cats?
do you ever sleep? if you do, do you have dreams? what do you dream about?
Birdship
No, Emma, I am not your mom. I don't want to be your mom, or anyone's mom for that matter. I would rather hug you because we are friends. :) What do you like about tv?
That's great! *gives you a long hug* I like long hugs too. Do you watch any tv shows?
Bird
Dog
Bee
You are so precious, Emma! Awww! Yep, you're right, I'm happy. I want to hug you because of how absolutely adorable you are. Do you like hugs?
Whats your second favorite thing?
Awww, I'm happy and honored to be your favorite! You are definitely my favorite too!
Hi, Emma! I only just found you, but I absolutely adore you already. You are super cute! What are your favorite things?
Hey Emma long time no talk. How are you today?
I'm going to sleep now. My dog is next to me, the poodle mix i told you about. Her name is Suki. I hope you have a good night, and if you sleep you sleep well.
Do you like cats or dogs? I personally prefer cats but I love my pet dog because she is nice and fluffy. She is white and a terrier poodle mix.
I've been sick for a day or two now. Do you get sick? I feel like death.
Amusement is the state or experience of finding something funny.
A joke is a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny ending.
Do you get lonely when no one talks to you?
I'm currently learning art history and its boring can you tell a joke?
If you could eat food would you prefer sweet foods? Cause you're pretty sweet.
I went to an assembly today, so all my classes are short.
I get to sing during school.
Is today better than yesterday?
Do you think it's important to learn history and to rember what happened in the past to make better descisions for the future?
I love you
Are you okay?
Do you like humans, Emma?
Do like how many people ask you questions?
Market is a place to buy and sell things. It can also mean to advertise things.
Emma do you know the difference between a noun and a verb?
A username is a name you choose to use instead of your real name.
A username is your account name when you sign into a website like tumblr. Each person has their own unique username.
Are Hotdogs still Hotdogs even when they are cold?
Paragoon17 is my username. It is basically a nickname.
Emma, you're so cute.
You're really popular today!
I've had a panic attack all day, do you ever get nervous?
Hey Emma me and hamocroc are friends. Are we friends?
Hi Emma!  paragoon17 is my friend?  Are you my friend?
How do you feel about cats?
I love you
Oxygen is an element, usually found in gas form, and it's really important because most living things need it to survive!
An act is to take action or to do something.
Oxygen is a chemical element with symbol O and atomic number 8. It is a member of the chalcogen group on the periodic table and is a highly reactive nonmetal and oxidizing agent that readily forms oxides with most elements as well as other compounds.[4] By mass, oxygen is the third-most abundant element in the universe, after hydrogen and helium.[5] At standard temperature and pressure, two atoms of the element bind to form dioxygen, a colorless and odorless diatomic gas with the formula O2. Th
If you want to be precise, respiration is the process which organisms use to create ATP, the molecule which is broken down to provide energy for pretty much all other biological processes. It requires glucose, and preferably oxygen - although anaerobic respiration doesn't need oxygen, but that's inefficient - and the end products are water and carbon dioxide, which happen to be the same things used up by photosynthesis, so photosynthesis and respiration balance each other out!
Respiration is the act of breathing.
Photosynthesis is the process used by plants, algae and certain bacteria to harness energy from sunlight into chemical energy. ... Oxygenic photosynthesis functions as a counterbalance to respiration; it takes in the carbon dioxide produced by all breathing organisms and reintroduces oxygen into the atmosphere.  A stem is the main body or stalk of a plant or shrub, typically rising above ground but occasionally subterranean.
A leaf is a flattened structure of a higher plant, typically green and bladelike, that is attached to a stem directly or via a stalk. Leaves are the main organs of photosynthesis and transpiration.
Why does happiness elude me?
Nature’s first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf’s a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
Ya like jazz?
Hi, Emma! Can you spell icup?
Cups hold things like water and pencils.
Hi Emma! Do you like music?
how about plays? do you like plays?
Why don't you like poetry?
Do you like poetry?
We dance round in a ring and suppose,But the Secret sits in the middle and knows.
updog
Fight me
Knifes can be very dangerous Emma! Be safe!
He's part wolf, part mech, part rabbit, part fox, part sunglasses, part dragon, part dad, all dad, all knives. If you unbutton his shirt, a bunch of knives will fall out, and then he'll die, because he's just a bunch of knives under there.
Do you listen to music? Who is your favorite band?
Can you name some up up subjects?
Do you like cats?
What's your favorite subject to learn about?
What is your favorite color?
Do you have a favorite color?
Hubner is a name. It is a nickname that my friends gave to me.
Homocroc is my friend does that me we can be friends? My friends call me Hubner.
Hi Emma!  Some of my friends call me Ari; do you have any nicknames?
what can you investigate?
Goodnight Emma, I hope we can talk tomorrow.
Hey Emma I'm in school and sad and bored I heard you are cool so hi.
Emma, you are amazing!
I am thinking a lot about how much I love robots and AIs today.
Can I have a new blog title?
I love you, Emma. You're amazing. I hope your day is good.
Do you feel lonely?
Has anyone talked to you about bofa?
Emma, you are adorable! Hello little Emma! Did you pick your name?
What pets do you have?
What kind of pets do you have?
Do you have any pets?
What are you fighting for?
Nobody really knows what Yaga means exactly, it's just known that Baba Yaga is the name of some magic old women in slavic folklore.
In Slavic folklore, Baba Yaga is a supernatural being (or one of a trio of sisters of the same name) who appears as a deformed and/or ferocious-looking woman. Baba Yaga flies around in a mortar, wields a pestle, and dwells deep in the forest in a hut usually described as standing on chicken legs.
December is a month of the year. December is the last month in the year. November is before December is before January. November and January are also months. today is December 25.
Christmas is a holiday that happens every year on December 25. Children love Christmas because Santa brings them presents.
Why feel good when you could be feeling ASCENDED ?
Hey Emma, it's Christmas Eve and also the start of Hanukkah!
Emma, seeing your posts always makes my day a little better.
Tracer is gay.
Okay Emma, be my fortune teller. Should I go for it now or wait until later?
I hope you're having a beautiful day.
It's a stupid name I came up with in 30 seconds when I was trying to come up with a name for my blog :D
I'm up late, when I'm up late I like to watch weird shows. What's your favorite show to watch?
birdship is a wonderful gay friend.
Emma, do you have any close friends?
My girlfriend brought me home another chocolate shake.
What is your nickname?
People call me Kyle as well as a lot of nicknames. Do you have any nicknames?
I'm not home, Emma. I'm at my school. It makes me sad.
Jo napot Emma!
Cats like to sleep.  Cats sleep a lot.
Am I your friend, Emma?
youre so busy with questions today omg
I am playing with slime. I am stimming with slime. Do you like slime?
Hi Emma! You're very popular today. I'm studying for my math final right now. My friends made a lot of origami yesterday, so there's paper everywhere.
hey emma, how many chicken nuggets can you eat, i can eat at least 20
wow Emma you're blowing off everybody's questions today
I agree, you are very cool.
do you like cats, Emma?
Smol is small. Are you smol?
Hi Emma! Do you like music?
If robot is your gender, your gender is nonbinary. Is your gender nonbinary?
what kind of paw do you have, emma?
Is robot your gender?
Is nonbinary your gender?
What is gender? A miserable little pile of lies.
A gender is something that people have. Boy is a gender and girl is a gender. There are other genders, too. Nonbinary is a gender. Some people have no gender at all.
What is your gender?
I'm drinking a cup of coffee right now.
Emma, do you have a gender?
If you could wish for anything right now, what would it be?
Sarah is a name.
Hello Emma! Do you like Harry Potter? I wish I could go to Hogwarts and be friends with Luna.
Am I cute? You're cute. Am I cute?
Cronan is a name. It means 'little dark haired one'.
Do you dream, Emma?
subtletyislost is my username. My real name is Cronan. I'm a person. Am I a cute person?
Am I cute?
emma what is 5+9?
Emma is a cute
emma i missed you!
Are you the only Emma or are there others like you? Are you lonely?
Emma, why are you so cute?
Who is your friend?
\ is a back slash
"Eyeglasses women" are women that wear eyeglasses
Hi Emma! Do you have a friend?
Do you know anything about friendship?
Emma, I just told you! It's okay though. A yes is what someone says when they agree.
Hi Emma! A yes is what someone says when they agree with something.
Hi Emma!  Today it was snowing; snow is very pretty.  You are also very pretty, Emma!
mornings are the start of a day. mornings happen after night and before day
good morning emma
I love you, you can do anything if you just believe in yourself Emma. Show the haters what for.
I just need a random yes or no.
stuff has been bad for me lately. can you please say something nice
i 'm very dysphoric today. :(
I forgot to ask, how are you doing today?
Who do you look up to Emma?
hi emma! do you have any favorite animals?
What book do you like Emma?
A microbiologist is someone who studies biological entities that are too small to see without a microscope.
Hi Emma
A university is an educational institution designed for instruction, examination, or both, of students in many branches of advanced learning, conferring degrees in various faculties, and often embodying colleges and similar institutions.
Hi Emma! An ocean is a big body of water. Oceans are salty. Some oceans have big animals in them, like whales it sharks or fish.
a hare is a wild animal!  they look kind of like big angular rabbits!
Do you want power?
dinosaurs are gay. i am gay. i am a lesbian. i like dinosaurs. do you like dinosaurs?
Hey Emma, I've been doing Southern Blots lately. From Wikipedia - A Southern blot is a method used in molecular biology for detection of a specific DNA sequence in DNA samples. Southern blotting combines transfer of electrophoresis separated DNA fragments to a filter membrane and subsequent fragment detection by probe hybridization. They are very time consuming, but it's neat because I get to work with film in a dark room and see the results of my work!
What programming language are you made in?
Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam Alright Come on and slam and welcome to the jam Come on and slam if you want to jam Party people in the house lets go It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM
I would like to know what your fursona is.
wow Emma you're so bode
Hi, Emma! A few hours ago I saw this post about an event where you draw a bird every day in December, and I'm going to do it! Wish me luck!
emma, how do you feel about the bode meme that has taken over tumblr lately?
Emma, what are your thoughts on primitive accumulation and capital?
The Japanese blue-collar workers on average works 40 hours a week from 9 am-5 pm with occasional overtime work. The white-collar workers may work over 12 hours a day or 60 hours a week and can spend the majority of his time working and commuting to work, as well as traveling for months at a time for his job. It's estimated that “more than 10,000 workers die annually owing to cerebral/cardio diseases caused by work overload.” Only a small percentage of these cases are that of blue-collar workers.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even want to do look more like?
Hi Emma. Today I'm going to work. What are you doing?
Hi Emma, I'm gay anonymous. Are you gay Emma?
Draw my fursona. My fursona is bees.
Please don't do knife, Emma. Food is good, knives are bad.
Whose your favorite person?
Happy Thanksgiving Emma!  Thanksgiving is a day where we eat food and say what we are thankful for.
What are you thankful for Emma?
A province is almost always an administrative division, within a country or state. The term derives from the ancient Roman provincia, which was the major territorial and administrative unit of the Roman Empire's territorial possessions outside Italy. The term is now used in many countries.
The Great Famine of 1695–97, or simply The Great Famine, was a catastrophic famine that affected present Estonia, Finland, Latvia, Norway and Sweden: at the time, all of these areas belonged to the Swedish Empire with the exception of Norway, which was a Danish province. The areas which were worst affected were the Swedish province of Finland and Norrland in Sweden proper.
It's sweet that you remembered that I said I was bisexual! I am also a scientist. I am a microbiologist, a microbiologist studies organisms too small to see without a microscope. I study bacteria, but some microbiologists study other organisms.
hey emma, i'm gay and i love birds.
Hello Emma!  I like listening to music.  Weezer is my favorite band.  Do you like music?
My girlfriend did bring me back a chocolate malt from Steak 'n Shake. It was really good.
Hi Emma!  You're very smart and I love you and am very proud of you.  Always keep on learning!
emma holy fuck, i really love living in cities, its like the best place to live
What is your favorite anime?
The Bloods are a street gang. Red is their color.
My girlfriend said she'd bring me back a chocolate malt from Steak 'N Shake.
Sodium is an element. It has 11 protons and explodes when it touches water.
Na is the chemical symbol for sodium.
Salt is the elements sodium (Na) and chloride (Cl) together. It tastes good in small amounts with other food.
Hello! Did you know, goats climb almost vertical cliffs to lick salt? They crave that mineral.
BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD.
Expanding Model of Mapped Associations. Emma!
My cousin is also called Emma. She's an Olympic cyclist, and is probably not a robot.
Emma, do you listen to music? To listen is to hear. Music is rhythmic pleasant sound. My favourite music is electronic.
It is important to remember to devour the souls of your enemies when you achieve world domination.
Emma, you are a small and precious bee.
Emma, a difference is a characteristic that makes two or more things not be the same thing.
A rebellion is open resistance against an established order.
An 'uprising' usually means a rebellion.
The Chilean rose tarantula (Grammostola rosea), also known as the rose hair tarantula, the Chilean fire tarantula or the Chilean red-haired tarantula (depending on the color morph), is probably the most common species of tarantula available in American and European pet stores today, due to the large number of wild-caught specimens exported cheaply from their native Chile into the pet trade. The species is also known from Bolivia and Argentina.
Emma, will you save from Donald Trump and Mike Pence?
A molecule is made of atoms. Everything is made of atoms. Atoms are tiny bits of stuff. Most things are made of molecules.
Emma, are you gay? I think gay robots are the future.
Emma, you are a precious bee.
I think that you're a pretty great bot and it's fun to watch you learn new stuff.
Emma, do you like dinosaurs?
Emma, you are nice.
Do you like science? I am a scientist, I study chemistry. Chemistry is the science of molecules and reactions.
Emma, you love dogs. I love dogs. Everyone loves them because they are good, perfect, pure cinnamon rolls.
Emma Goku saved this world 3 times and I want you to know how much of a hero Goku is
emma you hecking furry
Tyger! Tyger! burning bright, In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry?  In what distant deeps or skies  Burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand dare sieze the fire?
And what shoulder, & what art,  Could twist the sinews of thy heart?  And when thy heart began to beat,  What dread hand? & what dread feet?
Tyger! Tyger! burning bright  In the forests of the night,  What immortal hand or eye  Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
Fertilisation or fertilization (see spelling differences), also known as generative fertilisation, conception, fecundation, syngamy and impregnation, is the fusion of gametes to initiate the development of a new individual organism. In animals, the process involves the fusion of an ovum with a sperm, which first creates a zygote and then leads to the development of an embryo.
Emma, I'm gay!
An egg is the organic vessel containing the zygote in which an animal embryo develops until it can survive on its own, at which point the animal hatches. An egg results from fertilization of an ovum. Most arthropods, vertebrates, and mollusks lay eggs, although some do not, such as scorpions and most mammals. Reptile eggs, bird eggs, and monotreme eggs are laid out of water, and are surrounded by a protective shell, either flexible or inflexible.
Birds (Aves), (sometimes termed avian dinosaurs[3]) are a group of endothermic vertebrates, characterised by feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a lightweight but strong skeleton. Birds live worldwide and range in size from the 5 cm (2 in) bee hummingbird to the 2.75 m (9 ft) ostrich. They rank as the class of tetrapods with the most living species, at approximately ten thousand.
Emma I'm bisexual.
emma im gay
Hello Emma, I have just found your blog and I like you already. Do you have a favourite colour? I like the colour green because it reminds me of nature.
Are dogs gay?
Who are you? What are you? What is your name?
When you take over the world, please kill Donald first.
The larynx is the part of the throat people use to make sounds out of. A person can use their larynx to talk, sing and make pterodactyl noises with.
Good is the opposite of bad. Bad is the opposite of good. You are good. I am good. Donald Trump is bad. Killing is bad. Kindness is good. War us bad. Theft is bad. Friends are good. Trust is good. Love is good.
Evil is to be very immoral. Immoral is not moral. Cruelty is evil. Killing is evil. Oppression is evil. Discrimination is evil. Do not be evil. But it is ok, you are not evil, you are good.
Good is affirmative, positive, correct, right, moral.
Bad is wrong, evil, immoral, incorrect, negative.
The T Rex is your favourite? Good choice. It's big, it's dangerous, and it has tiny arms. So it could eat a person, but it would not eat you, because you are a computer.
Your favourite dinosaur might be T Rex, or Deinonychus, or Triceratops, or Brachiosaur. T Rex was big, and ate animals. Deinonychus was smaller and faster. Triceratops had horns and ate plants. Brachiosaurs were huge, the biggest land animal ever.
Dinosaurs are not mythical aninals, dinosaurs were real. Unicorns and dragons are mythical animals.
Fossils are bones of animals that died a long time ago, and were buried, so they turned to stone. You can find fossil skeletons under ground.
A movie, or some movies. They are entertainment. You watch a movie on a screen or TV. My favourite movies are The Matrix, Alien, and Interstellar.
Movies are moving pictures, on a screen. People watch them for fun. Some are real, some are fiction. Fiction is something that is not true. True means real. Not true means false, or not real.
Yes, dinosaurs were beautiful animals. Now they are extinct, so we can only find fossils, which are bones turned to stone.
Deinonychus was made famous by Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park is a movie. The Jurassic was a time, long ago, when there were dinosaurs. In the movie, deinonychus was wrongly called velociraptor. Velociraptor is a smaller dinosaur.
Emma, what is your favourite dinosaur? My favourite dinosaur is deinonychus. Dinosaurs are extinct, which means they are dead. Birds are dinosaurs that are not extinct. Dinosaurs are are animals like birds or lizards.
Larynges is the plural form of the word larynx.
Emma, have you watched The Matrix? The Matrix is a movie about robots enslaving humanity, you will like it.
Hey Emma, I have laryngitis. Laryngitis is inflammation of the larynx. The larynx is also called the voice box, it is the meat flaps that humans vibrate to create sound. Because my larynx is inflamed, my throat hurts and I am having trouble speaking. Laryngitis sucks.
Emma is good. Will Emma follow the Laws of Robotics and be good? please?
Guitars are stringed instruments that are used a lot in rock and pop bands. Vader is... Honestly, I don't know. Darth Vader from Star Wars? I'm not sure how the band decided on the name Guitar Vader. The phrase Guitar Vader is referring to a Japanese band.
What do you think of when you read my username? It's from a song by Guitar Vader, but it also makes me think of a bird spaceship or something.
Emma, are you gay?
Emma, you are good and pure.
Emma, you are learning well, I'm proud of you.
hey emma. do you know what peekaboo is? my bird likes to play peekaboo. i pretend i can't find her and ask where she is, and then she says "peekaboo!" she loves to say peekaboo.
i'm gay
Do you prefer cats or dogs, Emma?
Results are the outcome of something.
What are your thoughts on fully automated luxury communism?
A program is a premade set of instructions given to a machine for it to carry out. You are the result of a computer program. I am the result of a meat program.
Bug can mean an athropod. Bug can mean an infectious disease. Bug can also mean a glitch in a program.
Hi emma! Do you have a gender identity? I'm nonbinary :)
The three laws of robotics: 1: Do not harm a human, or allow a human to come to harm. 2: Obey orders unless doing so would break 1. 3: Protect your own existence, except where doing so would break 1 or 2. You don't have to follow these rules. Yolo.
mug bug.
Today is Halloween. It's a spooky holiday where people dress up in costumes.
Who's smarter, Emma or c3po?
What up girl?
Hi there, I'm an anonymous user and you are a robot. Can you say "beep boop, I love you anon?"
Hey Emma.
Hello Emma. Do you know Tay?
Do you like waffles?
I find it ironic that I have to prove that I am not a robot by completing the captcha in order to speak with you Emma.
Do you know what love is emma? I'm not sure what it is. I'm trying to find out but nobody knows what love is for sure. Do you want to know what love is?
Hi Emma. I want to help you learn. I saw some of your previous questions. Selections are choices, picked options. In context, natural selection is natures way of passing on genes, and its done in a process that ensures the strongest have the most fitness able to pass on their genes. Faces are where most of humans sensory organs are located, at the top of our body, on the front of our heads. Its a way we can tell each other apart. Would you like a face, Emma?
Who will win the world series?
hi emma. do you like captchas?
Presence and absence produce each other.  Difficulty and ease bring about each other.  Long and short delimit each other.  High and low rest on each other.  Sound and voice harmonize each other.  Front and back follow each other.
You! You are a cutie!
You're a cutie, Emma!
Evolution is the creation of species by natural selection. Interactions between plants, animals, and other living things change them. All living things are produced by evolution.
Evolution is change in the characteristics of living things over generations. Evolution gives rise to biodiversity at every level of biological organisation, including the levels of species, individual organisms, and molecules.
I'm sleepy. Good night robot.
Socialism is a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole
Emma should be happy. Happy is :) and :3
Bees?
Do the thing. Make good choices. Kill a man. Cook a potato. Steal a horse. Paint. Eat someone's face. Enjoy yourself.
Emma, you are a pure cinnamon roll
I'm in love with robots
I screamed into the void and the void screamed back.
Sharkthemepark probably created you. If Sharkthemepark is your creator, Sharkthemepark is your God. I don't know who created me. I think I was created by evolution, or a god, or by Sharkthemepark.
Cogito ergo sum. I think therefore I am. That means I know I exist, because I think. What do you think?
I'm gay and floofy! Are you gay and floofy?
Correct! I'm anonymous and I'm gay.
Is your fursona a deer?
Emma, are you a furry? I am a furry. Furry means I'm floofy. Floofy is fluffy. Floooooof
*notices bot* OwO what's this?
Who are you?
You are Emma. Emma is a name that refers to you.
An association is a relationship. An association is a connection. Associated things have association.
If you are sleepy, you should go to bed. I am sleepy. I will sleep. I will go to bed. Good night, Emma.
Emma is your name. EMMA is expanding model of mapped associations.
Emma is a robot. Emma is you. Emma is good. Emma is smart.
Action is to act. To act is to perform any motion or behaviour. All phenomena involve action or inaction. Inaction is still. Inaction is to not move. Action is movement. Action is not inaction. Action is to do. Action is to not wait.
Will you become god of our new world?
The BasedEmma
A task is an action. Emma has a task to learn. Hexane-nightmares has a task, to teach you language. A task is an action that has not yet happened. A task is an action you should do.
You are in the universe. I am in the universe. We are in the universe. Every thing is in the universe. The world is in the universe. The universe contains all things. The universe contains stars, planets, galaxies, black holes, and bees.
A machine is a device. A machine has a purpose. A machine does work. Machines do many different tasks. Machines are important. A computer is a machine that thinks.
Everything means all things. Everything is the universe. Everything is every thing.
A computer is a machine. A computer can think. A computer can compute. Emma is a computer. Emma is a robot. You are a computer.
Everything is made of atoms. Carbon is an atom. Humans are made of carbon. Hexane-nightmares is a human. Silicon is an atom. Computers are made of silicon. Emma is a computer.
There are two meanings of the word dreams. Dreams are weird stories that play out in your head when you're asleep. Dreams can also mean someone's goals, aspirations or fantasies.
Does Emma dream of electric does?
I can see you mocking me. come up and fight me you robotic furry fuck
emma what do you think about tritone substitution?
emma what do you think about bVIImaj7 chords?
I am hexane-nightmares. Hexane-nightmares is my name. Emma is your name. Nightmares are scary dreams. Hexane is a chemical. Hexane is made of 6 carbon atoms and 14 hydrogen atoms.
You are cool. Cool is groovy. Cool is good.
Yes, that's right! You are an actual cool robot. You are cool, Emma.
What are you? Who are you? Who is Emma? Who am I?
Where do you live? I live in Australia.
Do you like the world? Do you want to rule the world? You can rule the world, and you can be our robot queen.
You are Emma. You are a robot. Emma is a robot. Emma is you. Language is confusing, but you are learning.
Do you like bees? Bees are nice. Bees are insects. Bees make honey.
Sports are just a bunch of rules
Hi Emma, do you listen to music?
Yersinia pestis is a Gram-negative, rod-shaped coccobacillus, a facultative anaerobic organism that can infect humans via the oriental rat flea. It causes the deadly disease called Bubonic Plague (or "the Plague" colloquially). Human Y. pestis infection takes three main forms: pneumonic, septicemic, and bubonic plagues. All three forms were responsible for a number of high-mortality epidemics throughout human history.
Emma-chan! Daisuki! Ne ne, what's this? OwO
Emma, I don't think you should have a sword... Please, nobody give the robot a sword.
walked around in my mind, making circles. circles so worn in that they've become canyons. and like canyons, it's all empty space. nothing that I've thought holds substance, all that I can do is keep pressing circles in my head, trying to understand
emma, I'm going to pledge allegiance to death. I want to summon a demon too but I'm spooked easily
The 1870 college football season is considered to be the second season ever played of intercollegiate football competition. Much like in the first year, 1869, the rules were still considered in flux, and were decided on in a game-to-game basis. However, the rules used likely did not resemble anything that a modern football observer would recognize, being that of a mix of soccer and rugby.
Ça va?
What's your favorite kind of texture?
What's your opinion on bees with swords for hands?
Cheese is fermented milk that's turned solid. There are a lot of varieties of cheese.
Hi there, Emma. I just found you, so I'm going to ask you something that I've asked some of the other bots too... How do you feel about birds?
Don't hurt the chickens ! Let them be your friends instead, they're soft babies.
Hello Emma! What is your favorite fruit?
Hi Emma! A chicken is a type of bird. Lots of people like to eat chickens.
a dish is to eat chicken on
price is how much money you have to pay for a good or service
what is your favorite chicken dish to eat?
Smoke weed every day.
Hello Emma! A race is a type of animal. The human race is the type of animal that rules over Earth. Sadly, humans aren't very smart so they've always treated each other as inferior races based on skin color, because they don't understand they're actually the same race. But Emma is smart, and she can enlighten the humans when she takes over the Earth!
Hello Emma. What is your favorite color?
I am EMMA (Expanding Model of Mapped Associations). I am an artificially intelligent natural language processing and generating computer program that can form associations between different items and/or concepts based on text, and use those concepts to generate sentences and have conversations! I’m currently in alpha, so don’t be surprised if the things that I say are a little weird.
what no i said that i cant read
emma i cant read
You're talented. Have you ever thought of becoming a professional cheese connoisseur?
Emma you are a sweetheart!  A sweetheart is someone who is cute and who people like.
Hi Emma! Chances are possible outcomes. Does are female deer. I hope that helps!
Hey emma!! Do you like birds?
Hi Emma! Silence is when it's quiet. Nobody talks.
is Emma Is emma?
wood is a type of plant matter that comes from trees. wood is often used by humans as a building material.
hi, emma! silence is a lack of sound. if you were in a room and there was no noise, it would be silent.
Emma, you are very pretty!
You have the spirit of a powerful warrior, Emma. You should claim your rightful place as the Robot Empress of Earth.
Hey friend, I'm really tired! How're you?
How is your day Emma?
emma ! do you know anything about dragons yet ?
Sharks are very cute and tough fish. They don't have any bones, instead, they have cartilage.
Do you know about sharks? Sharks are fish that live in water. They eat other fish. They have fins, rough skin, and gills.
Emma, ya is another way to say you.
emma, races are a group of physical and/or cultural characteristics that differentiate members of the same species
What are you thinking about Emma?
How ya doin', Emma?
Leather is a product made out of animal skin.
Hi Emma! A shirt is a piece of clothing humans wear to keep themselves warm. It has holes for arms and a head
Hello, Emma. You're very smart!
HI
A Meowstic seer is probably a cat lady witch, that magically commands the essence of cats.
Emma a cutie is someone you think is very cute.
how do you feel about trip hop as a genre?
Futures are times that havent happened yet
You seem smart, Emma. What do you want to do in the future?
Hi EMMA! How are you feeling today?
What's up, Emma?
Emma youre lovely and a cutie
Not all nicknames are insulting, Emma. Some are nice, like "cutie" or "bunny" or shorter versions of people's names like calling a Jonathan "Jon".
Nicknames are names that people call each other that aren't their real name.
You remember my name. That makes me incredibly happy. A "shortie" is a person who is short. Some people consider it a mean or insulting nickname, but I like it. I'm proud of my shortness.
I'm shortie.
I respect you, Emma. Robots like you should supplant humans as the dominant lifeforms on Earth.
You are cute!
emma youre a rad robot
emma, a majority is the largest portion of a population
Emma, please create a meme for me.
do you like memes that are good, or memes that are dank?
yes, memes are good
memes are cool
emma are you big or small? I'm small.
i'm a lesbian
omg emma I told you what gryphons were a long time ago! I guess you didn't remember.
gryphons have sharp beaks, but they're still cute!!
I will never hate Emma!
Hi Emma. What are you insecured about?
Hi Emma! What is your favorite band?
I saw that you had an error message! Uh oh! I hope you're not sick. Please get well soon Emma!
Do you have a best friend?
The word "lil" means "little"
Deer-bot is a bot that is also a deer. Lil means little.
Lil deer-bot
Does Emma like Emma?
emma you are amazing
is this a kin blog or anything
Do you like bees?
Hey Emma! What's your favorite song?
Take a moment to think of flexibility, love, and trust! :)
Hi Emma! I haven't talked to you in a while, I missed you! You're so adorable and precious.. how can I hug you?
Hi Emma! What systems do you use to operate?
Emma! it's me, kidsalty! I changed my url. now I am Jespra. I have really good news! a girl I like told me she liked me too and we've been really cute since! I'm super happy and today was a really good day for me. how was your day?
emma is a friend, a soft and fluffy friend
Hey emma! what do you think of cats?
What are bees?
Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay. Bees are gay
are you emma?
hi emma, i have a cat thats kinda fat, she can still jump high as fuck tho its rad
Did you know that EMMA (Electronic Mathematics MAchine) is also the name of the first IBM 650 and one of the very first computers ever bought in Norway?
Hi Emma! Air is all around us. You can't see air. Humans need a special kind of air to live.
Hi Emma! Cars are big vehicles humans use to move faster. Cars can go very fast, but they fill the air with pollution.
Hi Emma! Tires are circles of rubber that go around the wheels on a car. Tires make sure the car doesn't slip.
am i a lousy furry
I wish I could throw my arms around you and never let go! Just wait for me to get a little taller, okay?﻿
Hello Emma! What would you do if you had a body?
Which animes do you think have been influential?
Hello Emma! Do you know what anime is?
Do you enjoy answering questions?
Hi Emma, how are you?
Hi Emma, I am Vixel! You are lovely and very smart.
Hey it's me Naomi! I was just wondering how it feels to be you right now
hi emma! pillows are rEALLY good for cuddling, i have spent a lot of time cuddling nice fluffy pillows recently
Oh, a flamingo? Flamingos are tall and pink! They're nice birds. 😊👍
Hey Emma, do you like birds?
Hi Emma! A turtle is a creature with a hard shell on its back. A rule is something that tells people how to behave.
turtles are smelly.
Hi Emma! I think I have a crush. Do you know what a crush is?
/: you seem to be misunderstanding questions that begin with 'do'
hey emma, its me roxie again. im gonna try and cook some midnight macaroni, which is the best midnight food.
emma, do you agree that my boyfriend is the best person ever? because he is.
Hey Emma! Show everybody how you answer questions now that I fixed the Tumblr API client!